aaaargh, why does the americans put carpet in the apartments? and if that would be bad enough, they have to put it in the kitchen too, well not where you have your stove (they were thinking a little, not bad) but where you put your table.
I´m not human before I have my coffee (the italian in me;) so of course im walking around like a zombie in the morning. I had a glass of juice (well half of it) and put it on the table. I had to sit down, moved my computer, and the glass fell down. ON THE F-ING CARPET!!!!! I mean, how do you clean it??? you can´t! you just have to dry it, and pretend that the stain is not gonna stay, and you have to believe that the carpet is really clean (cause you´re vacuuming it) but then you know, that the carpet is soooo dirty, that it´s not even funny, cause it´s impossible to clean a f-ing carpet with a vacuumer. oh god, how much patience must a poor woman have?
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...and this is why we have special wet-vacuumcleaners for such a disgusting invention such as the wall-to-wall-carpet, my love.
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